appreciating your figure

there are no breasts on chickens
and no tits on mice
i do not mean to trouble you
but ma'am, I have checked twice

though the pansies do not monkey
there's a chimpanzee
I do not mean to startle you
with tom-less foolery

though I am a chicken
and I love juicy breasts
all these inconsistencies
I never could have guessed

these words are willy nilly
like mono-wogs gone poly
or my sanity as it's pulled away
on broken-hearted dolly.