trying my hand at love letters

to whom it may concern
(or not) this group of
words and thoughts can
be noted or forgotten

(unless you choose
alternatives such as
fire, or scissors --
the standard
response is reading)

in such case that one
finds one self having read this
i hope you've found
order and honesty

or at least the happy
fiction of polite discourse
regarding the matter at hand

One shall assume that
the proper lawsuits have been filed
I will never get a piece of your ass,
and you'll get all of mine.

If this is incorrect,
you may contact me at your leisure
for bad sex and free drinks.

Sincerely yours,
average joe