dufus spoogehead master of fools

he ate four figs each day to find a pit
he'd chew and chew while I'd just sit
I'd just sit and watch him chew
and watch him chew until he'd spit

he lied four times each day to find the facts
he'd spew and spew; silent then I'd turn my back
Turn my back and watch him spew
watch him spew then turn my back

he died four times before he died
he'd breathe and breathe while I'd just sigh
I'd just sigh and watch him breathe
and watch him breathe until he died.