Jan 10, 1950

She was born in Columbus, Ohio, but grew up in Hummelstown,
Pennsylvania, wafting distance from the factories of Hershey Foods Corporation. Each morning she'd breathe the chocolate from the smokestacks and crave the confections. This is her deep dark secret: a love of chocolate that surpasses all understanding. Even after years of study, with her B.A. in Theology from Aquinas College and her M.A. in Comparitive Philosophy (with a specialty in ashetics) is
from the University of Southern Florida. She has been married since 1979 to several creepy men and now resides where she lives somewhere close to hell.