living la vita loca (but not really)

when wilbur chews on peanut butter
and michael chews on cud
i wonder about elizabeth
do you think that could be real blood?

when ellen dances mamba
and ernie plays the bones
i hear that Grampie Durgin called
he's dead..so I better take the phone

when katie sings the melody
and andy hums along
i suspect that Jack is angry
cuz they got his song all wrong

when wilbur eats the piano
and old mary eats the stool
don't worry bout me, seriously
i'm ok..

i'm just a fool.