I sat and pondered, then I pondered and sat
Idly stroked the soft silky hair of my old tabby cat
Paws drowsily twitched beside me in feigned prowess
Contained in a prison of perceived powerlessness
I paced up the hallway, and then I paced back again
My rapid brain waves moving from mundane to insane
After three hours, two minutes and a bad Charlie horse
I shuffled six more steps before I finally changed course
Took just one more brief moment to wallow in pity
Sighed and smiled and accidentally stepped on the kitty
Before I shook my head and took back my life
Decided to cut through the red tape with a knife
So now the prison bars have been irreparably bent
And in my soul there is no longer a space for rent