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Stephan Ansteyfrom Lowell, MA
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inspired from Kath on Jan. 31 2008


I finished James Agee's "A Death in the Family" -- absolutley breath taking. One of the best books i've ever read.

Before that I read "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time" by Mark Haddon. (i think that's his name)

Before that I read a book of poetry by Carol Burns, and before that I read "Sweeney on the Fringe" by David Robinson. Another awesome book. 

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Mercieca, Andrew
2771 posts

on Feb. 3 2008


Recent books I've completed reading are the entire Dune series (that took a couple of months!!), The God Delsusion, which I note was mentioned earlier. Also Nick Cave's And the Ass Saw the Angel,a great first (and at this point only) novel. Just finished Brian Lumley's Psychomech series and now onto the Necroscope series.

I've also got many books on Freemasonry and its links to the Knights Templar, many books by both Graham Hancock and Robert Bauval, interesting "alternative" looks at historical "fact" and the premise of an Eldar Civilisation.

Yes, I read faaaaar too much at times. Often have 1 fiction and 3-4 non-fiction books on the go at any one time.

And of course, we can't forget that pinnacle of poetic excellence, Shakespeares Monkey Review!!!! Or the many poems on this site.

End.

Mos.

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Stephan Ansteyfrom Lowell, MA
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on Feb. 3 2008


I think I'm going to read "The Lovely Bones" next. My wife and duaghter both loved and someone else just asked me if I read it. So I might get that done.

I'm also reading Auden's Complete Works

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Dotdotdotfrom mars
466 posts

on Feb. 4 2008


Since my last post I have read The Book of Breething by William S Burroughs (which is probably the most confusing thing I've ever read. I can't describe it.. it only takes like 30 minuets to read because a significant amount of it was a bunch of pictures of penises and men hunched over said penises and other weird things and then cryptic little seemingly unrelated side stories). Maybe it's brilliant, I have no idea. It was completely over my head. Except the first few pages about the word "is", I thought that was interesting. And the only thing about the book I really "got".

And I read Valparaiso which is a play by Don DeLillo. It was completely excellent. Anyone read anything by DeLillo? Any recommendations? I'm now in the middle of  his novel The Body Artist.  He has written a bunch and I'm going to read it all but  I dunno what to read next.

OH also, I read this uh.. "novel" called Snakes and Earrings. It was the worst freaking book I've ever read. (The Da Vinci Code MAY be worse, but even that I'm doubtful of).  It, like The Da Vinci Code, has won numerous awards and recieved acclaim all over the world. It's a best seller. It was.. um. Unbeleivably effin horrible. I'm dissapionted in people for liking this. It was translated from Japanese and I suspect a lot of the crappy writing was due to a bad translator. But even still, the plot is stupid. So, I like you all too much to recommend this thing to you, but if anyone wants to read the most ovverrated book in the history of ever (aside from DaVinci Code), go for it.

Also, Mosquitoperson... what did you think of The God Delusion? Just curiuos.

And Anstey, about The Lovely Bones.  read about half of that then got completely bored... a lot of my friends like it for some reason. But I remember thinking it was fairly poorly written. I'll have to give it another shot though. I'd be interested in what you think of it. 

So yes. I'm ranting. I'm also reading Brief Interviews with Hideous Men by David Foster Wallace which is thus far completely hilarious and awesome.

THE END. 

 

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Mercieca, Andrew
2771 posts

on Feb. 4 2008


ShanV, in answer to your question, "The God Delusion" did not change my mind, I've always said there are no gods. It was interesting to see that so many of my arguments against religion/god were in the book. Articulate and (in my mind) perfectly rational arguments put forth by the good professor.

It's something I will always recommend to those Bible Thumpers who claim I have no morals.  :P

 

Mos

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Dotdotdotfrom mars
466 posts

on Feb. 6 2008


People who think atheists have no morals are ridiculous - I've never understood that. If anything, atheists have the potential to be MORE "moral" than theists because their sense of right/wrong is intrinsic, not a result of forced-upon values. And atheists are WAY less likely to hate the gays. I'm just saying.

But yeah, I read most of The God Delusion (But had to turn it into the library before I could finish). I liked it, but, really, his target audience was not me - I don't really need convicning. I'm curious if this book could actually have any affect in changing the opinions of a religious person. Because, as awesome as it was, I kind of doubt it's ability to do so.

 Also in regards to this thread, I read The Daily Mirror last night, which was a book of poetry in which the author wrote a poem every day. I mean, good for him, but the poems weren't very good. Why was this published? I don't understand the world of poetry, furrael. (Case in point: people like Maya Angelou. Eww)

 

 

 

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Stephan Ansteyfrom Lowell, MA
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on Feb. 6 2008


I've been rereading the Aeneid. It doesn't suck as much as it did when i was in school. And it's better in English than Latin for some reason. Hmm, i wonder why.
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Leanne Hansonfrom Just west of the lounge room
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on Feb. 6 2008


Note to all parents of kids under 10:  buy Walter the Farting Dog by William Kotzwinkle, Glenn Murray and Audrey Colman.  There's a whole series and they're awesomely brilliant (one even comes with a whoopee cushion). 
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Stephan Ansteyfrom Lowell, MA
Associate, 6232 posts

inspired from Leanne on Feb. 7 2008


" Note to all parents of kids under 10: buy Walter the Farting Dog by William Kotzwinkle, Glenn Murray and Audrey Colman. There's a whole series and they're awesomely brilliant (one even comes with a whoopee cushion). "

It is this kind of advice that really sets us apart.  

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Leanne Hansonfrom Just west of the lounge room
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on Feb. 7 2008


Farting makes kids happy.  Happy kids want to read more about farting.  Parents of happy kids are happy parents.  Therefore, farting is good for everyone.
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Stephan Ansteyfrom Lowell, MA
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inspired from Leanne on Feb. 7 2008


If farting makes kids want to read more, then farting is the key to a proper education too.
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Rene Jonesfrom somewhere in the orbit of my own sphere
558 posts

on Feb. 7 2008


Next up for me; "Jane Eyre" and another paper to write. I love doing analysis papers and criticism papers, does that make me strange?? 

 

----- LIFE: I messed up, can I have a 'do over'?




I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!
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Mercieca, Andrew
2771 posts

on Feb. 7 2008


Did anyone ever hear the original version of Lennons "Warm Gun"? THe orginal went something like "Flatulence, is warm bum........"

 

:P

Mos

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Stephan Ansteyfrom Lowell, MA
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inspired from Mosquitobyte on Feb. 7 2008


Mos, while my sense of propriety is bruised, i did chuckle.   I would like to say, the Aeneid still doesn't interest me much. I thought maybe 20 years would improve it.

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Ruth Elliottfrom Neverwhere
Associate, 763 posts

on Feb. 9 2008


 this computer screen - far too much ...

Christopher Moore's "Lamb - Biff the childhood friend of Christ" -- loved his "Blood Sucking Fiends, a Love Story" 

"The Invention of Hugo Cabaret" with my daughter

"The Golden Compass" with my daughter

having the "The Black Cauldron" series read to me by a friend

when I can find it under the mess on my desk - "How to Change Your Life with Feng Shui" ... completely NOT ironic, really...

"The Urban Shaman" for brain candy....

surprisingly enough they've just told me I get to wear "progressive" glasses full time  - (I must be getting OLD) 

 

 

----- Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm

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Margot Meloy
74 posts

on Dec. 28 2008


I read "The Princess Bride" by William Goldman recently. Great book. They did a wonderful job with translating it into a movie.

At the moment, I'm getting into Terry Pratchett books. I've heard him described as doing for Fantasy what Douglas Adams did for Sci-fi. I enjoy his books. The satire is good and the social commentary is great.

Wanting to read another Heinlein book. Any burning suggestions? I've got "Stranger in a Strange Land" read. It's a favorite.

Oh, and Ste, don't bother with Dan Brown. Yech. Walmart-shelf-worthy crap, I say. Writers like Brown destroy the craft. Blech.  I swear to god, some woman sees Jesus in her toast every morning and half the population will revere her, the other half will put her in a straight jacket. I just think Dan Brown saw an opportunity to make a lot of money off of unintelligent people, and he did it. The difficulty of the book is pandered to the jesus-crazed and uneducated. It's borderline manipulation. He made a good business decision, and a poor novel. As a sidenote, my boyfriend disagrees and loved reading the book. Said that Brown wrote a good story just like Crichton and King. They also are Walmart-shelf books. I'm just sayin'. I guess I just value those authors that make you think about life. And Death. I look for something more meaningful than a good story.

Try out some Heinlein (if you haven't). He's a libertarian author. His "Stranger in a Strange Land" was a beautiful social commentary. Gets the brain wheels creaking.

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Laurie Blumfrom Cloud 9
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on Dec. 29 2008


I just finished The Count of Monte Cristo by Dumas...pretty good but the ending was a bit abrupt and unsatisfying.

I have The Secret Life of Bees and Point Counter-point by Huxley on my nightstand.

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Colleen Sperry
622 posts

on Dec. 29 2008


I am currently reading "crank" by Ellen Hopkins..  

I read "the Secret Lives of Bees" a while ago   .. I didn't really care for it but that's probably just me!  I would love to know your thoughts on it Laurie!  

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Fallica thomas
46 posts

on Dec. 30 2008


The Princess Bride is one of my all time faves.....Goldman is pure genius....(on its serious side it is a retelling of gatsby....think about it).....Right now I am reading American Civil War histories....Team of Rivals by Goodwin.....and anything on Grant and Sherman.....if you're into fantasy try Ursula LeGuin.....arthurian legend, try The Mists of Avalon.....humourous detective fiction, try Kinky friedman.....poetry, try any of the Bulldog releases (shameless plug there).....the ill earth war and lord foul's bane are worth a look too.....

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Laura doomfrom The Divided Queendom
Associate, 1336 posts

on Jan. 18 2009


"Whatever you do, don't get "Biological Psychology: An Introduction to Behavioral and Cognitive Neuroscience", it's freakin boring as hell" - ShanV, literary masochist, way back before when.

"Eysenck and Keane's Excellent Adventures in Cognitive Science" is also a classic. Essential bedtime reading for insomniacs.

"The Psychology of Everyday Things" is, well, interesting and occasionally amusing. A typical scenario...crowds of people in a magnificently abstract public building, gathered around doors and light switches wondering how they work - the beauty of modern architectural design.

I've just finished Bill Bryson's "A Short History of Everything", which explains that scientists, viewed retrospectively, are basically insane - incompetent, deluded, dangerous, obsessive and frequently malevolent. In their defence, they occasionally experience a flash of insight that can be ascribed only to genius, followed by an inexorable descent into obscurity.

Obviously, these are somewhat subjective micro-reviews, and any semblance of accuracy is entirely coincidental.

Footnote to Fallica's suggestions: Lord Foul's Bane and The Illearth War are the first two books in Stephen Donaldson's trilogy, "The First Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, The Unbeliever". If you want to follow the story through to its gloriously ambiguous conclusion, you'll also be reading the second trilogy, which bears the astonsihingly intuitive legend "The Second Chronicles of Thomas Covenant".  All this may consume a considerable slice of your life, as it did mine.

Arbitrary appendage: this FCK editor thing is missing U*ED - Enter and die...

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Leanne Hansonfrom Just west of the lounge room
Associate, 3708 posts

on Jan. 18 2009


I've just ordered "Hippy Bob and the Arc of Chaos", the second instalment in Chris Morris' fantasmagoria -- I read it a while ago in its early stages but am crap at reading off a computer screen, so I am holding my breath till it arrives.  It will be unpleasant on that day, since to hold my breath I also have to stop brushing my teeth.

For those who came in late, you can find part 1 "Hippy Bob and the Piano of Doom" at Lulu.com.  Read it or your eyeballs will turn to jelly... oh wait, they already are... read it or your eyeballs will run away with your earwax, and when vindictive vitreous teams up with condescending cerumen no good will follow.  Or maybe you'll just run out of milk.  Something bad anyway.

Poetrydog
15 posts

on Jan. 20 2009


ah well, what you may not know is there is also a third book available - 'Hippy Bob & the Wizard of Jihn'.

I may post some exerpts if you're very good.

got two Terry Pratchet books for xmas and have read neither of them yet.

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yes, we have no bananas.



yes, we have no bananas.
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Leanne Hansonfrom Just west of the lounge room
Associate, 3708 posts

on Jan. 20 2009


That would be SIR Terry, I believe.  And I did notice there's a third, but I am unforgivably slow and also quite broke.  I shall become further emBobbed as time progresses, I promise.

White, William

on Feb. 12 2009


I'm urging everyone to jump on the Bolano wagon. 2 years ago I raved about "The Savage Detective". This year "2666" was translated into english (making it ineligible for the Pulitzer). Magnum Opus. Drink the kool-aid, kids.

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Ruth Elliottfrom Neverwhere
Associate, 763 posts

on Feb. 12 2009


I have a copy of Annasi Boys - signed, I must start reading it!

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Rene Jonesfrom somewhere in the orbit of my own sphere
558 posts

on Apr. 21 2009


 I had 19 books assigned to read this semester, I have read all but 1 so far and even threw in an extra purely for pleasure. The most fun, by far, has been "The Twilight Saga" for a childrens lit. class. Digging for the interpretations using both Freud and Lacan has been major fun!

I also read "In The Wilderness," by Kim Barnes, and I will get to meet her next week in class. Hopefully, she will sign my book.

I watched the movie, "Capote" and then read the book, "In Cold Blood." After the movie, I was so upset with Truman Capote but I couldn't help but admire his techniques and style in the book. He did a fantastic job on capturing the townspeople.

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I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!



I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!
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Laura doomfrom The Divided Queendom
Associate, 1336 posts

on Apr. 21 2009


I am mostly enjoying reading crapping --  not whilst, but pursuing a massive participle attack. Rene reminds me; the principal reason for me being permanently excreted was the prospect of a full-frontal crawl through William Golding's Pincher Martin.

I have this late-hove relationship with Peter Straub that started with Floating Dragon (an unhealthy fascination relating to the 'leakers', which I am).  Dan Simmons 'Carrion Comfort' is worth a cursory perusal whilst bedridden for no particular reason.

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Paradiso, Tracey
Associate, 1902 posts

on Apr. 29 2009


I'm reading a book on archetypes - I forget the name of it, "Awakening the Archetypes Within?" - by Carol Pearson. Fascinating, and stirring up a lotta stuff for me in a good way.

White, William

on May 9 2009


why couldn't god have rested on the on the 1st day

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Rene Jonesfrom somewhere in the orbit of my own sphere
558 posts

on May 9 2009


 I am just finishing "A Wolverine Is Eating My Leg" by Tim Cahill. I have laughed so hard, it was worth the read.

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I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!



I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!
White, William

inspired from Rene Jones on May 9 2009


Rene Jones: how goes it? i am reading a book called, "a fan's notes". i've had a hard time getting through it--mostly b/c it's so intense. lots of mental illness. lots of, "wow... that reminds me of my mother..."

also, you wouldn't happen to know how to delete old submissions? i have this senseless drunken rant that will not die. my OCD is going crazy. i need to delete this shitty post.

Hoersch Joanne

on May 18 2009


The unfortunately titled, "The Greek Way" by Edith Hamilton.  It's an analysis of ancient Greek culture through their art.  This sounds so dry, I know, but it isn't.  It's fascinating.

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Rene Jonesfrom somewhere in the orbit of my own sphere
558 posts

on May 18 2009


 I just finished "The Soloist" by Steve Lopez. I wholeheartedly reccommend this book, it is amazing. I was mesmerized throughout the entire book, couldn't put it down!!!

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I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!



I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!
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Derma Kaputfrom Possum Grape, Arkansas
Associate, 2156 posts

on May 22 2009


I just started reading "Metamagical Themas", by Douglas Hofstadter.  Its been staring at me from the bookshelf for about 15 years now, so its about damn time!

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Margot Meloy
74 posts

on May 23 2009


I've started reading the Thomas Chronicle series by Stephen Donaldson. The first one's called "Lord Foul's Bane". A friend recommended it to me. Have any of you read it?

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Rene Jonesfrom somewhere in the orbit of my own sphere
558 posts

on May 24 2009


 I have just started reading "Deviant Bodies" by Jennifer Terry and jacqueline Urla. Can I say....WOW! This is so interesting.

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I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!



I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!
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Shannon McEwenfrom Canada
463 posts

on May 26 2009


 you are all so amazingly intelligent.

 

I prefer to read fluff. I'm a serious Nora Roberts fan because it's candy for my brain.  unfortunately my brain most likely has cavities.

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Life is what happens while you wait for great things.



Life is what happens while you wait for great things.
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Colleen Sperry
622 posts

on May 26 2009


 thanks everyone.. this is a great summer reading list for me!! thanks again for everything!  peace 

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Derma Kaputfrom Possum Grape, Arkansas
Associate, 2156 posts

on May 26 2009


Margot - isn't that the Thomas Covenant series?  If so, I read that back in the early 80's and remember enjoying it quite a bit.

I took a break from the Metamagical Themas book and dove into House of Leaves by Mark Danielewski.  Very unusual narrative, but it gets a little old after 150 pages or so.  I think I'm going to have to get back to Hofstadter.

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Joe R
Associate, 313 posts

on May 27 2009


Currently "A Feast for Crows" by George RR Martin. I didn't like the first book initially, but somehow got hooked. Before that "Watchmen", which I recomend if you liked the movie, and Kurt Vonnegut "Slaughterhouse Five" and of course "Welcome to the Monkey House"!  I definitely recommend Vonnegut and plan on reading more of his work.

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Laurie Blumfrom Cloud 9
Associate, 2074 posts

on May 27 2009


Back when I was in college (many many years ago) I was assigned to read "Breakfast of Champions" by Vonnegut. I was so mesmerized I read it twice...and then even with all the homework and reading for school... that semester I read every Kurt Vonnegut book! Maybe I should revisit my favorites! Hmmm... Kilgore Trout would approve.

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Margot Meloy
74 posts

inspired from Derma Kaput on May 27 2009


Derma Kaput:

Yes! That's the one. Covenant. I'm really enjoying it so far. Some of his lines (especially the descriptive ones) are very beautiful. It's like reading an extended poem.

"The swelling night seemed full of soft communions--anodynes for the loneliness of the dark"

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Joe R
Associate, 313 posts

on Sep. 15 2009


Just finished "The Gun Seller" by Hugh Laurie (currently of House fame). Do you like Ian Fleming and Douglas Adams? then you will like this book. Good fun, I definitely recommend it.

Now I'm on to "This is Your Brain on Music" by Daniel Levitin, so far so good.

http://www.amazon.com/This-You...6540&sr=8-1

 

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Laurie Blumfrom Cloud 9
Associate, 2074 posts

on Sep. 15 2009


WHile I was in Santa Fe I bought a used copy of The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand... Only into Chapter 3 on the plane ride home, but it is good already! I dont want to put it down!

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Margot Meloy
74 posts

on Sep. 17 2009


Huzzah for being Randy!

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Laurie Blumfrom Cloud 9
Associate, 2074 posts

on Jan. 11 2012


Just finished Hunger Games Trilogy and am now reading Vanity Fair.

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Stephan Ansteyfrom Lowell, MA
Associate, 6232 posts

inspired from Laurie Blum on Jan. 11 2012


Laurie Blum:

how did you like the Hunger Games? I've sort of avoided it. Someone semi-recommended it, but I didn't trust their opinion too much.

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Laurie Blumfrom Cloud 9
Associate, 2074 posts

on Jan. 11 2012


I thought it was excellent. It held my attention through all three books. It is not just another 'teen' series, it advances the main characters from complacency to rebellion and war. All done expertly as you find yourself really caring about what happens to them.

But don't take my word for it, I keep putting down Vanity Fair to read my steamy sex novel.

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Mercieca, Andrew
2771 posts

on Jan. 14 2012


Back to reading the epic series that is Dune. Just about finished the Legends of Dune trilogy, in anticipation of the upcoming release of Sisterhood of Dune.

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Laurie Blumfrom Cloud 9
Associate, 2074 posts

on Jan. 19 2012


I have always wanted to tackle Dune, but it seems so monumental!