Mos, while my sense of propriety is bruised, i did chuckle. I would like to say, the Aeneid still doesn't interest me much. I thought maybe 20 years would improve it.
There are no monkeys here. If you're looking for monkeys, go away. Well, actually there are monkeys, but they're of the hairless variety that writes poetry and such. If that's not what you're looking for move along.