How to Become Less Popular or Quick Tips for Making Yourself Despicable

Okay, please, stop trying to be my friend. Just kidding. Ummm...I agree with so much of what you said, which sucks because I want to be disagreeable, especially after writing this article. Now I know all about being "cock blocked" among other things and I strongly recommend just cutting it off quick and clean. Do you have a good sharp knife handy? The only other alternative is degrading but will eventually make it go away- especially if you pretend not to be good at it or say something like, "Gee, I sure hope all this friction doesn't irritate my Herpes"-that makes a cock hit the road really fast. The important thing is this blockage must end. I got rid of mine by just allowing myself to write the pathetic mind crap I couldn't stand to even put on paper- I slapped myself around and used some strong language, and MADE myself do it. My initial writing was so horrible, I wanted to die. But I rubbed it in my face like a dog who had crapped on the rug and I said, "Do you smell that? Now write some more, you pansy assed cry baby!" When I finally had my break through and wrote something good, there was no one to thank but myself. I'm about to say this in a goofy voice: It made me a stronger person, Shan. I have faith in you. Okay, back to my regular voice, which is husky and kind of sexy, in case a guy is reading this. Un-block the cock!!! Countdown to unblockage starts today....C...(See, how annoying I am?)