How to Become Less Popular or Quick Tips for Making Yourself Despicable

love the last line, but please, the phrase is "baby batter". you know, like cake batter.. but with semen. that phrase grosses people out 100% of the time you use it fyi... so you may want to incorporate that into your plan.

totally agree with this all, esp. "BE HONEST. People hate that shit". They really do. the ironic thing, too, is that people often WANT to come across as the type who LIKES honesy, so i often hear people say "oh, just be honest" or "i'd rather know the truth than have people suck up to me!" especially when it comes to poetry critiques and stuff.. but BEWARE. this is a trick. if you are actually honest.. they'll fucking cry like the insecure little bitches they are. what they *really* want is for you to honestly find them brilliant. honesty is NOT the best policiy, whoever said that was fucking delusional.

aaand good advice on the write what you want thing. i wish i could write again! i've cock-blocked myself. grar. also- i like pinups.