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Derma Kaput - on Dec. 20 2007
I put my quarters in and nothing came out. wtf?
Tracey - on Dec. 20 2007
I just made a pot of coffee -- Derma, I'm happy to share.
Rene - on Dec. 20 2007
And, I just poured me a cup of that wonderful coffee. Thanks for making it!


I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!
Laurie - on Dec. 20 2007
I am ready to leave the office and I could really use a Dunkin Donuts Coffee right now
Derma Kaput - on Dec. 20 2007
Thanks Tracey, but I think what I really need is a pharmacist
Tracey - on Dec. 20 2007
Wish it really were that easy to get together. One of these days...
Rene' - on Dec. 21 2007
Cool, now we all get the chance to RIGHT and let everyone else be wrong. At least in our own little world.


I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!
Derma Kaput - on Dec. 21 2007
Interestingly, we're only right in our own eyes...
Rene' - on Dec. 22 2007
I don't know why but I have been back here three times and it wouldn't take anymore comments from! I feel rejected now:(


I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!
Anstey - on Jan. 4 2008
The real key to a happy life is a pet monkey... named Farfignugen
or Something.
Actually, the more I think about it, the cooler it would be to have a monkey named Something. Or Fire. Or Rape. Or Help.... but mostly, Something sounds good.
Hi, this is my monkey... Something, his brother Nothing, and his sister, What.
Rene' - on Jan. 4 2008
You are one twisted cookie that's for sure!


I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!
Someday In May - on Jan. 11 2008
Did someone say cookies?
Anstey - on Jan. 11 2008
Dude!
how are you?
It's been too long mandi!
Someday In May - on Jan. 11 2008
I am great now that I have my internet back...YAY!!!
I moved my computer ...had to run a new connection and all that jazz.
Anstey - on Jan. 11 2008
internet is good.
did you know they have that on computers now?
Someday In May - on Jan. 11 2008
HOLY COW...it has been a while
Anstey - on Jan. 11 2008
:D yep. did you get your copy of the magazine yet?
I am not sure if I gave Laurie that address.
Someday In May - on Jan. 11 2008
I did!! Very good stuff. I still haven't read all of it yet, but I am gettin there.
Anstey - on Jan. 11 2008
sweet. i bet you'll be in one of the next ones.
Seeing as you're awesome and all
Still time to submit for the next issue, the theme is "family" i bet you had one of those once.
Someday In May - on Jan. 11 2008
Hehe.... I want to sumbit the one about my Dad. Not sure if it fits the guidelines.
Anstey - on Jan. 11 2008
There are no guidelines for the magazine in terms of form or content. if it fits the famly theme
the strict 20 line limit etc, that's purely a contest thing.
submitting to the magazine isn't the same thing, there's no charge or anything. just send work to submissions@shakespearesmonkeys.com

the contest has no theme limits, but a 25line max.
or whatever 20? i forget.
Someday In May - on Jan. 11 2008
...about the contest, may I submit one that I submitted the first time, or would that be bad form?
Anstey - on Jan. 11 2008
Nope, not bad form at all. Your call. any three that fit the rules. it's your money, it's your call.
Someday In May - on Jan. 11 2008

thanks.
Anstey - on Jan. 11 2008
I exist only to please and serve. or appease and swerve. depending.
Did you hear the radio interview?
Someday In May - on Jan. 11 2008
No. I have to download some thingy to be able to listen. Remember I have only had internet back for ten minutes or so...patience dear.
Anstey - on Jan. 11 2008
Rock on Mandi!
Someday In May - on Jan. 14 2008
tap tap is this thing on?
Barnaclelapse - on Jan. 16 2008
What's going on, kids?
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
I went for a trim yesterday and wound up with a square-bah head-bah too-short 'do. D:
All my secret powers are gone.
Anstey - on Jan. 17 2008
:( it's too bad your hairdresser died.
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
You SO know me. Thank you for that.
sniffle
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
I look so bad that my daughter actually feels badly. She keeps trying to suggest ways I might make it look better. It's impossible; I just have to wait for it to grow.
Anstey - on Jan. 17 2008
Woops let me delete that one.
:) a wig.
then you can tell all your friends you have a mild form of cancer and you'll be better in a few weeks.
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
A wig would make me sweat, I think. I AM wearing my blue knit Met cap right now.
Because I know you...I can laugh at your suggestion.
Anstey - on Jan. 17 2008
Or alopecia
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
My neighbor has that.
He's 80, and from what I can see he is smooth from head to toe.
Anstey - on Jan. 17 2008
people who are offended by cancer, have never lost anyone to it.
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
Humor is the key to surviving all that stuff.
Anstey - on Jan. 17 2008
I find that the best way to combat cancer is with sarcasm, cynicism, and loud laughter.
but don't quote me on that, chemo might work too.
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
Yeah. My mother actually gave me the most beautiful thank you note from when she was sick in the summer. In it she wrote that laughing with me hastened her healing. That made me happy. :D
Anstey - on Jan. 17 2008
What she meant to say was 'laughing at you' but she was a bit delusional at the time.
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
OK, must shower, wash what hair I have left, take dog out to pee.
Anstey - on Jan. 17 2008
Oh wait, that's MY MOM
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
HA! You're probably right.
Anstey - on Jan. 17 2008
I bet you could pee without taking the dog out.
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
Hrm...
Anstey - on Jan. 17 2008
But do it your way. whatever floats your boat.
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
My neighbors have a new dog that does the "submissive pee" whenever the husband gets home.
Anstey - on Jan. 17 2008
If you dye your hair bright blue, no one will notice the bad do.