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Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
OMG, I can't even have a pony tail!!
Grrr....
Or a sexy chignon.
Anstey - on Jan. 17 2008
I'll make two, one for you and one for me.
if i knew what a chignon was i'd be all 'rawr'.. but i don't so. mmm hmm
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
Or corn rows, which I've always wanted but people say it will wreck my whitey-hair.
Anstey - on Jan. 17 2008
Maybe you could do broccoli rows.
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
One thing I know for sure: If I want to get more tatts I have to get them soon before I join my family's growing "Club Coumadin.":
Nah, it's not that easy being green. Or so I've heard.
Anstey - on Jan. 17 2008
:D Sweeeet. My family had an alzheimers club, but we all forgot about it.
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
Ha!
If you look up images of chignons, they are really quite pretty to behold.
Anstey - on Jan. 17 2008
Your club is probably thin on members and doesn't stick together well, i bet.
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
Guffaw!
Anstey - on Jan. 17 2008
OH, shit, important email coming your way... to ponder int he shower.
Tracey - on Jan. 17 2008
K
OK, I'm undermining myself with shiny object syndrome. I must go take care o' beezness.
Peace out. Rock on. I love you, you love me, we're a happy family.
Ryan Wilbur - on Feb. 13 2008
Hello?
Help!
Anstey - on Feb. 13 2008
Hey bud
Relax. The reason you're having trouble is that you lost your section some how, maybe you deleted it?
I can create a new one for ya, i just needto know what you want to call it.
Ryan Wilbur - on Feb. 14 2008
Thank you Antsey!
May thousands of spider monkeys gather in your living room and heaven shine its light upon your brow.
Someday In May - on Feb. 20 2008
Take a break!?!?!...Oh please, may I?
Anstey - on Feb. 20 2008
Hahaha of course.
It is a very silly place this monkey land.
Someday In May - on Feb. 20 2008
I have never met a silly monkey that wasn't a happy monkey.
Anstey - on Feb. 20 2008
I can't say i have either. damned monkeys.
Someday In May - on Feb. 20 2008
Maybe I need a tail....then I would be full of giggles....and still full of crap I am sure, it's inevitable.
Anstey - on Feb. 20 2008
Crap is key in the monkey-verse. One needs a plethora of crap if one is to fling successfully.
Someday In May - on Feb. 20 2008
I should be a professional monkey by now if thats all it takes.
Ryan Wilbur - on Sep. 28 2010
Hello
Stephan Anstey - on Dec. 28 2011

Jones, Paganini - on Jan. 4 2012
What a surprise - to find this place still functioning and stuff. So, where have all the monkeys gone?
What a surprise - to find this place still functioning and stuff. So, where have all the monkeys gone?
Stephan Anstey - on Jan. 4 2012
We shall find out pags. Who knows where they've gone. I've missed them terribly. I'm hoping if i leave some bananas out, they'll return.
Julie Ann Cook - on Jan. 11 2012
Jewls was here.
Stephan Anstey - on Jan. 12 2012
HAHAHA. I suspected she might have been. You can't trust that chick, she's artsy.
Ryan Wilbur - on Jan. 24 2012
Tis grass eh?
B Elaine - on Jul. 5 2012
I was wondering if any monkey can join in, or is it special apes only? :O