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Yep, you guessed it! Straight from my mouth to this blog page are the subtle intracacies of the Army Lingo! So, hopefully, the next time you encounter a soldier, your mouth won't drop, making you look like a buffoon!

 Here's how to speak like a soldier... again.

Rat-Fuck (v) - to rat-fuck, to going through some package or goodies, and take only what you want, leaving the rest for some poor sucker. ex. PVT so-n-so just rat-fucked all the MRE's for some Skittles!. This one has been in use probably since C-rations...

Donkey Dick (n) - Not an enderment of manliness size, but instead, a fuel spout. Put it into a gas can and you can add fuel without spilling gas all over the place. Some poor civilian found this one out the hard way one night when I asked him "Do you have a Donkey Dick?". Lord knows who invented it, but you can imagine the implications.

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1- Caelanwolf on Nov. 30 2007

They have a pretty big problem with feral dogs there, don't they? I've heard, seen, read about that quite a bit.

 

 

A puppy for my puppy.

Puppy in a soldier's pocket