I Am (not)

Morning glory is actually classified as a weed here -- and you know, the thing about weeds is they're tenacious buggers and you can't get rid of them.  There are worse things to be.  Plus, it IS a pretty colour.

I'm not sure you need both fake and poison in "fake messages of poison love", I think that might be overstating a bit.  Also, will unpruned do on it's own, without totally?  

I love the idea of this, Rene, it's really well conceived.