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Grits are good too, but they're a notch below cream of wheat. I think it's important to corrupt your children with your notion of righteous foods. And, also, how to say them.

For example: Scallops should be said with SKAHL-ups not SKAL-opps


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  • stephan

by Anstey on Jul. 1 2007