005 The moral of what happened to Uncle Jute

Pags, you already have "just won't wait" so you're on the negative, why not change the second last line to "at traffic lights, or use a map" and do a quick fix on the last line? 

I also find the first line of S2 a bit short, given the speeding up required for the rest of that stanza (which I like), how about "Now he can't speak proper Queen's UK"? 

Good fun all round though -- a bit like the Beatles "turn left at Greenland".