A Crying Sham

@Shan - oh do please suggest something wet, as befits the sharp noodle I know you to be :>

@Derma - that's ok, you're very nice and I like you quite a bit, even when attempting to suppress your natural intelligence and wit.

@Anstey - I would respond, but I fear such impulsiveness would serve only to dispel the credibility my work derives from your benificent ascriptions.

@Derma [2] - don't push it...
*half-hearted frown*