The Penultimate Frontier

Ha! Well, yes - I felt destiny was becoming somewhat complacent, so I decided to give it a vigorous pummelling with a macrofibre-tipped pen filled with isopropanol. If you'd seen the original 2002 version, you'd have thrown up. I'm thinking about that issue, and the rest... more later [no, really, I've almost regained a piece of ground between the final frontier and the land of the livid :> ]

Buttons...what can I say? Even if pressed, not much at all. How misleading is that?