Offence

Well, somebody got up on the wrong side of bedlam this morning.  I actually thought about opening a halfway house for tight-assed whores, but they really let me down with their laxity of cheek. 

"shuttling through soberspace" mucks with the rhythm a bit -- I can stretch shuttling out into three syllables as I guess you're doing, but I think you'd be better to stick another syllable in there instead, like "the soberspace" (soberspace is awesome, by the way).  

I'm not convinced that "distract" is the best word right at the end, it's a bit... something... I know what I mean. It just leaves me thinking "what's the distraction?" right after I go "ooh, something shiny".  

Still, much to love here and delighted to see you back and abusive as ever.