Poetry in the there and when

Can a woman say this same stuff and get away with it?

No, absolutely not. Believe me. Well- you can, but everyone will just think you are a dick. Men- it just comes off as "edgy" or something. It's all really fair and not sexist at all.

Also, yeah, "cherish" is a totally lame word. I much prefer "churlish"

Also, Anstey: would you consider replacing "cumsucking" with "cumguzzling"? I think it's more.. you know, guzzly.