politely avoiding the word 'hag'

Heh. Is this about a sibling?

Also, I know it's your motto and everything, but i find the phrase "people suck" to be trite and meaningless- especially given the exponential rate at which everything is continuing to suck. This is an objective observation, I’m not being dreary. And it’s also just not descriptive enough. I wish you would describe how and what and with what intensity people suck. As in: civilization sucks the sweat off of hairy man balls at a speed definitely exceeding 100sucks per hour. This may warrant a different poem. Or like.. a novel. ALSO I’M SORRY FOR THIS COMMENT. I just drank like a gallon of coffee and wrote two essays and frekjadfaerfadsflja.