A serious question: Why is this not a poem?

I read somewhere [probably here] it was the pants he was wearing that elicited the infamous smile...

by Aphasic on Mar. 2 2008

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Monkeys: There are no monkeys here. If you're looking for monkeys, go away. Well, actually there are monkeys, but they're of the hairless variety that writes poetry and such. If that's not what you're looking for move along.