we had a pet cat named molly and i figured she could fly by golly so tied up to the fan with twisted string strands and the mess was proof of my folly.
Everyone should have a mean-to-cats poem or two in their repretoir.
There are no monkeys here. If you're looking for monkeys, go away. Well, actually there are monkeys, but they're of the hairless variety that writes poetry and such. If that's not what you're looking for move along.