https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/section-77-dregs-other-unreadables Poetry from 2005 en 2005-2012 shakespearesmonekys@gmail.com 42.65593 -71.33391 Tue, 09 Jun 2026 20:13:17 GMT yacs http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 70 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-2223-the-sad-sad-sad-very-sad-truth-about-petunias https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-2223-the-sad-sad-sad-very-sad-truth-about-petunias we purchase momentsto stamp with our bear logoand selltwo for a dollar or five dollarswith the dark chocolate. moments are cheapchocolate is expensive Derma Kaput Dregs & Other Unreadables Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:44:33 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 1 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/2223 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/2223 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A2223 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1417-then-on-to-india-for-steak https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1417-then-on-to-india-for-steak in some culturesit's forbidden to eat green beansbecause they have little baby green beans inside them which,by the way,are sweeter and tastierand I always crack them opento lick those out first trust me on thisheresy always tastes great Shannon McEwen Dregs & Other Unreadables Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:39:51 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 1 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1417 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1417 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1417 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1730-true-love https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1730-true-love an ant smelled the sugar from the ginger alefrom fifty feet away and through two walls after walking for 20minutesthrough the deep shadows to the tiny holethrough the pink fiberglass insultationclimbing the tablethe red plastic cup and down insideto the lake of golden sweetnessbubbling and writhing loudly he fell in and drowned Fractured Muse Dregs & Other Unreadables Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:14:22 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 1 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1730 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1730 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1730 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1227-tongue-lashing https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1227-tongue-lashing subtitle: "Quick Favor if you please" Explain me to myself so I don't keep spinning round.I'm tired of being halfway lost can't I just be mostly found? Tell me stories filled with stacks of sex and gory guts from lovers lonely and unwed;tell me empty promises, and the dreams of spirits so long unfed. Tell me you upon an altar sacrificed for me,and I will coddle cuddle muddle through to give you ecstasy Fractured Muse Dregs & Other Unreadables Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:12:28 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 1 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1227 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1227 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1227 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-2209-the-color-of-your-hate-on-my-skin https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-2209-the-color-of-your-hate-on-my-skin own mecall me 3/5th's the manand paint me black remind methat this is life. while i pickyour cottonpanties off the floor and wash them by handin the old tin basin i'll do your workbe your boylong for your love. and wonder ifonly i could bemore pure more white would you thinki was a man? Fractured Muse Dregs & Other Unreadables Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:07:35 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 1 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/2209 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/2209 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A2209 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1564-worshiping-my-wife https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1564-worshiping-my-wife yesterday,when I wiped the bit of marshmellow from your nose,you used those wild green eyes like a championand winked the wink of a wicked witch right at meas you cackled madly from the arches in your feet you're so sweet,but not pink sticky sweet like cotton candy,your georgia iced tea sweeteating at Ida Mae and Joe's at the end of August so I poked you on the left cheekand grabbed you a bit more forcefullythan I intended you can take ityou aren't the girl with red painted toe nailsand frufru tastes you're the girl that loves ... more Stephan Anstey Dregs & Other Unreadables Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:53:45 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1564 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1564 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1564 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-2204-talking-about-what-to-do-with-my-corpse https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-2204-talking-about-what-to-do-with-my-corpse my skin will be greenone day if no one listenswhen I say to toast meand toss me all over the world my daughter will knowi should be ashesand she will screamat the top of her lungs"You bastards,you filthynastyrotten bastards,how could you do this to my father." I will rot silentlymy eyes jelliedmy skin moldyand my chin in perfect nod Stephan Anstey Dregs & Other Unreadables Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:26:42 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/2204 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/2204 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A2204 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1150-talking-over https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1150-talking-over i am the hippopotamusi told you while you explained to meabout 16-year-old girls i am fat and slowwith a giant bite while you revealed your heartin technicolor blue i am africanizedand broken by the drought while you flip your hairand laugh and laugh Stephan Anstey Dregs & Other Unreadables Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:26:42 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1150 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1150 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1150 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-2247-talking-to-the-irs https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-2247-talking-to-the-irs I want money.lots of money.I like money.lots of money.give me your money.what do you mean, no?I have a gun!I like money.give me your money.what do you mean, no?I have a prisonget in my prison.I like money. I like you.you aren't white.Here is money. I like you.you are a student.here is money. I like you.you are oldhere is money. I like money.lots of money.give me your money.I have friends.lots of friends.they want money.they want your ... more Stephan Anstey Dregs & Other Unreadables Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:26:42 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/2247 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/2247 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A2247 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1422-tea-time https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1422-tea-time a prayer in silenceupon grandfather's grass mat an ice cold wind comes,the loose storm window rattles. now a new prayer startsfor all my ancestors souls a candle is litgreen tea is poured in small cups the dead do not drinkbut I do and rememberwhen there was no candle here. Stephan Anstey Dregs & Other Unreadables Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:26:42 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1422 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1422 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1422 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1802-tease-away-my-dear-one https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1802-tease-away-my-dear-one So this is how I think of youwhen my body is still wetsoaplulled and hotwaterpoundedready to sit with coffee: ( This way. )pensive, and beautiful.thoughtful and kind friendlyish and searchsouling aboutall whipped in a frenzyof hot lingerie and gigigiggles. gigigi-laugh-teringyour huskyraspylewdorable laughterwhat other laughter would you laughbut yoursI often wonder wanderi both sometimes oftenwhere you're concernedunconcerned smiling eyerollwaggfinger meassprodkickwhackslack back rightas I walk by. (that way too)in silk panties black burgundyuntwistedrubstalking legwardbaldskinned and moanloudish in nopanties garterwrappedsighhardsohardcockstrungand yammering. Nakedclothed. Holyhell. I see you Stephan Anstey Dregs & Other Unreadables Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:26:42 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1802 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1802 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1802 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1542-technical-specifications-for-our-relationship https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1542-technical-specifications-for-our-relationship when i got the instructionson how to deal with youi was taken aback at how easy it seemed 'insert tab A into slot B''repeat 5x daily for statisfactory results.' we should try itsee if there are extra partseven if there are...maybe that's ok? I never thought you were a simple womanbut if that's all it takes i wonder if maybe I really am your man Stephan Anstey Dregs & Other Unreadables Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:26:42 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1542 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1542 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1542 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1340-telling-my-tail https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1340-telling-my-tail I do not have a prehensile tail.You probably don't either.the difference is: I want one.I want oneand an opposable big toe and better night visionso that when I growland fling myself up into the treesto bask in the midnight moonlight I can be serious about being a monsterI can be serious about scaring the little boysand the big boysand every girl that ever lived. I can be a proud demonic freak of naturewith sketches of my hoary visage displayed in mythologiesa thousand years from now holding a pen in my tail while I claw out the ... more Stephan Anstey Dregs & Other Unreadables Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:26:42 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1340 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1340 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1340 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1194-thank-god-you-don-t-know https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1194-thank-god-you-don-t-know I hate watching you feel terribleparticularly when I know I'm partly to blame So, I think about drinkingand begging you to talk to mewhile we listen to that songthat makes you a sullen heap. But I know better than thatand I keep shutting upbecause I love you Stephan Anstey Dregs & Other Unreadables Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:26:42 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1194 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1194 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1194 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1557-that-bastard-who https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1557-that-bastard-who who knewthe kindman saidthe holewas deep who knewthe girlwas boldher holewas deep who knewbut saidnot whenshe felland deep who knewyou fuckthe girlshe cantrun away Stephan Anstey Dregs & Other Unreadables Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:26:42 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1557 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1557 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1557 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1332-that-dirty-poem-i-ve-been-meaning-to-write-for-you https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1332-that-dirty-poem-i-ve-been-meaning-to-write-for-you somewhere far awaya woman reads my wordslaughs musical laughterinto a symphony of sexand arousal i can not ogle heror grope her lick heror sing along my face is not between her legssniffing the musky pinkand humming on her clit somewhere far awaya woman reads my wordssighs at the crescendo of ourmight-be-love and wondersif this is the dirty poetryI wrote for her Stephan Anstey Dregs & Other Unreadables Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:26:42 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1332 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1332 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1332 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1255-that-dream-within-a-dream https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1255-that-dream-within-a-dream it's like mouse locked in tupperwaretrying to gnaw his way outor a bee on an iguana's nosetalking about Dr. Freud. it's just like you and methe way we always laughwhen grandpa takes his teeth outor running backwards in our underwearthrough the streets of Detroit no matter how I see itI don't really want to be ityou seem to agree itreally stinks but there it isthis is itguess it's love Stephan Anstey Dregs & Other Unreadables Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:26:42 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1255 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1255 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1255 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1168-that-time-along-the-coast https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1168-that-time-along-the-coast castigate me twice for christmasonce for easterthen every day until I rake my finger nailsdown your spine. We'll call that loveand moan about the dayswhen We'll rape through thoughtsof me and you and moan aboutwhen We'll zip off to Monaco and bathein smirnoff and moan aboutwhen ... castigate me just a littlein shades of trufflesin consumein shades of sequoiain shades of rompdilious fornication. We'll call that loveand moan about the dayswhen Stephan Anstey Dregs & Other Unreadables Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:26:42 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1168 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1168 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1168 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1248-the-answers https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1248-the-answers life is like -- life is ... a forgotten phone number. and that is all I learned Stephan Anstey Dregs & Other Unreadables Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:26:42 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1248 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1248 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1248 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1712-the-anthem-i-think-so-loudly https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-1712-the-anthem-i-think-so-loudly Did you think I wouldn't noticewhen everything you did was shitDid you think I wouldn't tell youbabe, I hate it when you spit? No of course you knew it all alongyou know just how I getNo of course you knew it was wrongand still..and still..and yet You always do what you're going to doand you always leave a messYou always do your thing, babyand now I must confess.. I hate you more than anythingand I'm just waiting for you to dieI hate you more than everythingand this is exactly why Did you think I wouldn't noticethe ... more Stephan Anstey Dregs & Other Unreadables Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:26:42 GMT /section-77-dregs-other-unreadables#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/1712 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/1712 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A1712