https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/section-581-unbelievably-interesting-crap-about-me Some of this is not in actuality, true... en 2005-2012 shakespearesmonekys@gmail.com 42.65593 -71.33391 Tue, 09 Jun 2026 14:47:25 GMT yacs http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 70 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8564-how-to-become-less-popular-or-quick-tips-for-making-yourself-despicable https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8564-how-to-become-less-popular-or-quick-tips-for-making-yourself-despicable Sometimes life is too easy and you find you have too many friends, too many opportunities, too much money and you can't gain weight no matter what you eat. You are already well on your way to be disliked, even by those who say they like you, so celebrate! But what if it's just not enough? You crave more. Not outright hatred- no, that would simply require the murder of a puppy or something equally simple and pathetic. Besides, I like puppies. What the aim must be is a subtle undertone of intense dislike, verging on utter disdain and complete repulsion. Silky and light as a shadow. Now, here are the basics. There are so easy a child could master them. How have I come to know of these methods, you aren't asking me? I'll tell you, anyways, (see, isn't that annoying?)...I was born with these talents. As I grew up, I noticed I didn't have very many friends. I tried to tell myself it was because I didn't like very many people, but the truth was, folks generally didn't like me. Now at first I cried a lot. And then I tried really hard to make people like me. I did everything imaginable to be a likeable person. ... more Celticlion Unbelievably Interesting Crap About Me Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:57:21 GMT /section-581-unbelievably-interesting-crap-about-me#comments 3 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8564 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8564 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8564 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8368-stuff-i-really-like https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8368-stuff-i-really-like Ummmm, I'm post surgical and I'm on a pretty high level of Percocet and I'm bored Celticlion Unbelievably Interesting Crap About Me Fri, 16 May 2008 21:17:47 GMT /section-581-unbelievably-interesting-crap-about-me#comments 6 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8368 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8368 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8368 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8557-conversation-with-myself https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8557-conversation-with-myself I ruthlessly exploit my own mind for poetry Celticlion Unbelievably Interesting Crap About Me Fri, 16 May 2008 13:49:14 GMT /section-581-unbelievably-interesting-crap-about-me#comments 3 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8557 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8557 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8557 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8605-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs-the-beauties https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8605-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs-the-beauties George Petty, an artist who rose to fame for his depiction of the female form in magazines, like Esquire, was later replaced by The legendary work of distinctive Vargas. Petty women have a physical demeanor of athletic strength and prowess, drawn with a realism that made his reader's feel they could reach out and feel a pulse beating within each Petty girl created. I am taken in by Petty's style because of the full, shapely legs his drawings presented (rather than willowly sticks) and the look of strength and vigor in each model's pose. Of all the artists known for creating beautiful pin-ups, George Petty would top my list. ... more Celticlion Kitsch, Smut and Silly Puffs Thu, 15 May 2008 03:12:37 GMT /section-588-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs#comments 8 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8605 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8605 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8605 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8584-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8584-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs This is clearly a sixties pin-up- note the contemporary style of artistic technique; there's more realism and the model is blatantly topless. Frankly, I think the lingerie clad or revealingly clothed pin-ups are a lot sexier. This made my collection because of the seals. What, in the name of God, are seals doing in a nudie shot? Since when did aquatic marine life become an acoutrement to the sex kitten? Give me garters and a princess phone any day. I really want to find one where the pin-up IS lying on the shoreline LIKE a seal and a Killer Whale slides out of the foam and devours her. Now that would be cool. Or the PETA people could use pin-ups in their myriad campaigns to stop this and that- like, having a model pose as a baby seal pup who recoils in horror as the bludgeoning huntsman appears. Then with a twinkle in her eye, she woos him into love, not murder.The only time pin-ups have really been "put to work", so to speak, was during war time, to boost morale. In fact, that's where the term, "bombshell" comes from. Sexy babes painted on the noses of World War II planes. Let me see if I have any more critters for ya. ... more Celticlion Kitsch, Smut and Silly Puffs Wed, 14 May 2008 10:42:07 GMT /section-588-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs#comments 5 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8584 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8584 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8584 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8596-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8596-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs So, as I was saying, these fast looking gals, pass poor, penniless Susan and one of them goes back to ask her why she's crying. Susan's terribly embarrassed but she eventually admits she's new in town, has no place to stay and not a dime to her name. "Well, you do now", says the friendly girl. "My name's, Trixie, and when I came to Topeka, I was just like you, kid." "Gee, really?" Susan feels so grateful, she stands, grabs her pink suitcase and joins Trixie and her friends. It turns out they're all models. Trixie winks when she says that, which makes Susan wonder just what she means. Trixie shares a nice house with two other girls, Brenda and Twinkles. It's a swell arrangement since they all work for the same photographers and have the same schedules. "Wait til Max gets a load of you" Trixie whistles and the other girls giggle in agreement. "Oh, but I'm not a model." "Don't worry, kid. You'll be just great and the money's peachy." Meowing at the door, a little cat scratched. "Put pussy out, would you?" Trixie asked Twinkles. "Why do I always have to do it?" "Just do it and clam up, we've got a make over to do on Susan before Max gets an eyeful." ... more Celticlion Kitsch, Smut and Silly Puffs Wed, 14 May 2008 01:26:28 GMT /section-588-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8596 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8596 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8596 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8585-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8585-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs I can't believe I almost forgot about poor Susan during my bestial smut parade. Gosh, what's wrong with me? She was young, scared and stacked like 5 bales of fresh hay. A country girl, she had no idea what lascivious hungers waited to taste her farm raised flesh. Despite the unwanted gropings of Uncle Tom, Susan was naive and without guile. She loved teddy bears and banana splits and square dancing. The very thought of the big city made her tummy flip flop. She was frightened but excited, too. Topeka. She'd heard so many things. She wondered just how she'd get along. A single girl, with no skills and an eager willingness to please. Sitting on a bench with her pink suitcase, she started to cry. What am I going to do, she thought? Just then a couple fast looking girls walked by. Susan couldn't help noticing how tight their skirts were, how tall their stiletto heels made them appear as they passed, hips swaying. But before they disappeared, one of them turned and came back to Susan. She was embarrassed and dried her eyes hastily, wondering what the girl could possibly want. ... more Celticlion Kitsch, Smut and Silly Puffs Wed, 14 May 2008 01:20:35 GMT /section-588-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs#comments 1 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8585 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8585 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8585 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8574-silly-smut-and-kitschy-puffs https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8574-silly-smut-and-kitschy-puffs I kid you not, a polar bear pin-up. Judging by the styling of the girl's hair and make-up, this is a circa 1930's pin-up. The composition of it is so strange, in my opinion. There's something really freakish about using a polar bear at all but then to put him on his hind legs with the girl on his shoulders, with bridle, et al, just sticks in my craw. The only logical explanation for this is that the artist was wasted out of his mind and he was sitting around laughing his ass off with some musician friends and they said, "Man, draw a chick up on a polar bear." So, he did. I mean, it would be sexier for her to walk wolves on leashes with little igloos in the distance or for her to be in a skimpy little fur lined bikini with mukluks. I can't help but imagine she's mauled and killed after the photo shoot (if she were real) and then the photographer's head is ripped off by the bear and eaten. Pass that joint, would ya? ... more Celticlion Kitsch, Smut and Silly Puffs Tue, 13 May 2008 19:21:27 GMT /section-588-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs#comments 2 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8574 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8574 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8574 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8570-more-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8570-more-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs Now, here is "the farmer's daughter" and she looks pretty danged wholesome if you ask me. I don't see her bending over to *wink* milk the cows, or scatter grain in garter belt and stilettoes, as pin-ups usually do. So, she's a good place to start. She's straight out of Kansas and tonight, she's going to have meatloaf, mashed potatos and corn on the cob. No doubt she lives with Aunt June and Uncle Tom because her mother died in childbirth (she's an only child) and her father was killed in a horrible tractor accident. Unfortunately, Uncle Tom just can't give up those goodnight snuggles. Poor Susan tries to tell Aunt June but is run from the house in shame. Without a penny, she hitches to the big city- Topeka and falls into a life of sin. More pics coming up. See if you canguess which ones are her. ... more Celticlion Kitsch, Smut and Silly Puffs Tue, 13 May 2008 19:03:43 GMT /section-588-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs#comments 1 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8570 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8570 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8570 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8573-s-much-more-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8573-s-much-more-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs As a native Marylander, this little picture concerns me. I personally know the speedy and vicious nature of the crab. The fact that she's smiling AND looking away from that clawed varmint, tell me she has no idea what its capabilities are. The artist that drew this was either a latent sadist or he had a perverted sense of humour. Either way, I wish I'd known him. He seems like a fun guy. I began my love of the pin-up with the elegantly sensual work of Vargas- but the further I dug, and I'm a digger, the stranger things have become. That's the way things usually go. If you're a compulsive freak, like me. I become interested in something and begin to investigate. Whatever it appeared to be on the surface, is never what it is once you tear its mask off. I kind of like that about life. It keeps things interesting. First and last crab pin-up I have ever seen. ... more Celticlion Kitsch, Smut and Silly Puffs Tue, 13 May 2008 19:00:29 GMT /section-588-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs#comments 1 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8573 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8573 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8573 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8571-s-more-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8571-s-more-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs Here's a really strange pin-up involving a zoo scene. I've never seen an ostrich in a pin-up and had to bring this visual oddity to the monkeys. I challenge anyone to write a poem or story about this image. I have always found the ostrich to be a stand-offish animal. Warnings about its aggressive tendencies are usually included along with information about its diet, reproductive cycle and habitat. If I were at the zoo and an ostrich used its beak to get hold of something near my nether region, I would run like hell, not lift my eyebrows and ... more Celticlion Kitsch, Smut and Silly Puffs Tue, 13 May 2008 18:57:54 GMT /section-588-kitsch-smut-and-silly-puffs#comments 1 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8571 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8571 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8571 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8458-please-no-dead-faeries https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8458-please-no-dead-faeries Somewhere between a painkiller and soda pop, I manage to wedge a weird prayer Celticlion Unbelievably Interesting Crap About Me Sun, 11 May 2008 11:44:55 GMT /section-581-unbelievably-interesting-crap-about-me#comments 12 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8458 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8458 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8458 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8460-crisis-among-the-corncobs https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8460-crisis-among-the-corncobs Angry Genius Junkie Boy runs away and Devil woman scares the hell outta me Celticlion Crisis Among the Corncobs- Installment #One Sun, 04 May 2008 16:29:33 GMT /section-584-crisis-among-the-corncobs-installment-one#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8460 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8460 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8460 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8415-a-phone-conversation-with-god https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8415-a-phone-conversation-with-god I can't believe He called me out of the blue-out partying with one of his buddies, of course. Jeez. Inspired by Colleen's "Conversation.." Celticlion Unbelievably Interesting Crap About Me Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:05:54 GMT /section-581-unbelievably-interesting-crap-about-me#comments 2 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8415 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8415 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8415 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8375-particularly-despicable-thingamubobs https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8375-particularly-despicable-thingamubobs Stuff that would bite my big one, if I had one Celticlion Unbelievably Interesting Crap About Me Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:55:34 GMT /section-581-unbelievably-interesting-crap-about-me#comments 0 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8375 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8375 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8375