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	<title>A Load of Empty Boxes</title>
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	<description>Ida, a trucker with a heart of gold, goes the distance for &quot;Scruem Moving Company&quot;.</description>
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		<title>Jesus and the Ham and Cheese</title>
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		<description> Billy's sacred experience gives him a devil of a time</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 05:16:39 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Tales from the Twisted Veranda</title>
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		<description> 3 southern belles, a suicidal drunk, a preacher and a three-legged dog...It's a romance you won't want to miss</description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 22:56:11 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Scarlett, Ashley and Rhett Butler's Ass</title>
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		<description>&quot;Say Scarlett, does this stuff just fall out of your ass? Scarlett was standing next to her prized donkey, Rhett Butler. &quot;Why, whatever do you mean, Ashley?&quot; She batted her green eyes and smiled coyly.  &quot;All this flowery stuff around here.&quot; &quot;Oh, no&quot;,  she laughed, in tones she hoped resembled tiny tinkling bells. &quot;All that&quot;, she cocked her head demurely towards her book of poems, &quot;comes out of me.&quot; &quot;Wow, that's incredible.&quot; He said with genuine amazement. She lowered her eyes, as if such admiration overwhelmed her delicate sensibilities. &quot;You see&quot; she said in a confiding whisper, &quot;I have always been at the mercy of the muses, and they demand from me the noble and relentless pursuit of beauty's perfection, which I must struggle for from the very depths of my fragile soul and...&quot;  ... more  </description>
		<dc:creator>Celticlion</dc:creator>
		<category>A Load of Empty Boxes</category>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 23:04:01 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>The Naked Poem</title>
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		<description>    A naked poem showed up on my doorstep. I was shocked,  to say the least. Thank God, my husband wasn't home. I told the children I had company and they needed to go to their rooms, and then I reluctantly let him in.      &quot;What the hell is this about?&quot; I asked him. &quot;You've got some nerve walking around here like that. This is a respectable family neighborhood.&quot; He hung his head in shame and said,  &quot;I know, I know, but you've just got to help me!&quot;  He went to sit down.  ... more  </description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 22:59:08 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>The Sensational Mr. Fritters</title>
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		<description> Outrage over that woman's behaviour made him stop, with hands on hips and stare in utter disgust</description>
		<dc:creator>Celticlion</dc:creator>
		<category>Stories for those short on time, attention or interest...</category>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 14:19:17 GMT</pubDate>
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