What are you reading?

NEED to finish So Long and Thanks for All the Fish and Mostly Harmless, then I need to read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows to finally bring CLOSURE to the past like 8 years of my life, or whatever it's been. Then I have a buttload of other books in the queue, including Rant (Chuck Palahniuk's latest) and about 100,000 others. I feel guilty when I'm not reading.