My sister, the Deceiver

Sorry...I read this the other day, but have not had the opportunity to give it the full attention it deserves. 

Alcuin, I completely get what you mean by no punctuation resulting in potential double meanings.  Great suggestion!! I will definitely get those added in and hopefully clear up the meaning a bit. 

"disappointing relief"... have you ever wanted something, but then also known it was not necessarily for the best?? So that when you did not receive it, you were relieved but disappointed at the same time?? Also, the fact that you are a bit relieved is disappointing in itself. 

Merely...I really like that Thanks!!