Placing the blame into the right category

Ah, new rules by which to play the envy game, eh? I like the way you approach this topic head on listing all kinds of things the person being addressed should and could be jealous about. It turns the situation inside-out, underlies the speaker's confidence,  and sets the reader up in a perspective that makes the last stanza a real BLAM hit.

A thought provoking poem from an original point of view.

Go, Shanny!