The Problem of Pain

Instead of "The Agnostic wouldn't have the faintest clue", what about "While the Agnostic wouldn't have a clue" -- just for sonics really.  Love the "earthly slings and arrows", a neat little nod in the right direction there.

The Buddhist does have the virtue of directness -- and there's the old "no brain no pain" truth -- it's all in the mind.   I wonder, if you got your head chopped off would it hurt?  On second thoughts, I'm not that curious.

Hindi is the language, by the way -- the people are Hindu. 

I'd be tempted to put the Catholic and Jewish closer together, since they're both fairly heavy on the guilt factor -- but since the Catholic bit ties in so beautifully with the Ethan Hunt thing (I had to google, I'm sorry), I'd be shifting the Rabbi up a bit.

Our local busline has been nicknamed herpes (well, by me anyway) because their new slogan is the very imaginative "couldn't be easier to catch".