The Poetry Eye-Roll

STILL, bunny-tossers are innately evil. I read that somewhere very credible. Seriously, it was so credible that it's pointless to argue. I will grant you, he might not have been a bunny-tosser. That bunny-seeming object, which clearly fooled the pygmy might have actually been a small-pox infected blanket designed to destroy the pygmy natives of New Jersey. I don't know.