Sonnetary Confinement

If only he would keep it to himself. 

Here's a challenge for you:  now you've got the iambic pentameter totally fixed in your head, try writing a sonnet in dactyls.  You'll probably have to truncate the last one on each line to make it work.  And I think, to make it more interesting, write it about gardening.

I'll do one too if you're up to it.