Sonnetary Confinement

Sadly, I don't think it's a passing phase... at least, I haven't passed it yet and I've been taking the medicine and eating lots of fibre.  When once you might have read something and said "that doesn't sound right" but shrugged, moved on and got a kebab, now you'll read it and go "look how badly she's mucked up that dactylic hexameter, Homer would have kittens."  PS Homer couldn't really have kittens because he was blind and someone would have just substituted toads covered in cotton wool.  Or maybe that's just what I would do.