Sonnetary Confinement

OK, so I can't make L7 iambic without the stresses going all pear shaped, so as a stress reliever why not try something like "But Pyrrhus would admit to no defeat"?  (I tried to think of something with a Pyrrhic foot but they're just so... Pyrrhic.)  And... you've just GOT to use arse to rhyme properly... plus, it's clarsier.

The feminine change up in the third stanza is despicably funny.  How rude of you to make it self aware.  A pain in the smart arse.  The third line of that stanza puts a really weird stress on "syllables", so my suggestion is to use the most poetic "silly-bulls" instead.

A volta, in current terms, alternates in a most electrifying manner -- but I will tell you no more lest you be tempted to take your computer into the bath with you.