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	<title>Jan 2007</title>
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		<title>a blackbird asked me</title>
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		<description>Do you know Annette? I said, &quot;No, no -- not yet of course, i'd like to have you seen her eyes?&quot;  She was wise, and smiled, &quot;You know Annette,&quot; with knowing grin as if I did and  sin.  &quot;Do you know Annette?&quot; I asked, but softly so she couldn't hear the way I held that name so dear.  But Blackbird sings o'er morning dew &quot;I know Annette, and so do you.&quot;</description>
		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Release the Hounds</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>a mused</title>
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		<category>Release the Hounds</category>
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		<title>Before looking at porn</title>
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		<description>hating penguins is my favorite hobby next to masturbating (emotional or otherwise -- perhaps you'll never understand that)  they have those grimy little faces covered in stupid and beady eyes full of reticent idiocy, what is there not to hate?  Cuteness? There is no cuteness in black and white no love in the greasy fowl feathers of those noxious birds.  Under the cold waters they will dance in and out searching for little fish to satisfy their little hunger  while beneath them a great white shark awaits a single mistake, a moment between oops and dead then the joy of ... more  </description>
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		<category>Release the Hounds</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>before we forget</title>
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		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Release the Hounds</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Day 1</title>
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		<description>Ok... first thing's first</description>
		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Site News</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Day 2: Messages suck</title>
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		<description>yeah, this isn't easy</description>
		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Site News</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Does Stephan Suck?</title>
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		<description> Yes, but i the good way.
 Yes. ... Just yes.
 Not often enough.
 No, not really.
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		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Just a Nastey Journal</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>fighting the power, eating cheese and hoping for another minute with you</title>
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		<category>Release the Hounds</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Formatting Poetry and Writing</title>
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		<description>Ok... I switched</description>
		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Site News</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>getting the bad news


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		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Release the Hounds</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>I loved an acid tongued witch</title>
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		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Release the Hounds</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>i was never 15</title>
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		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Release the Hounds</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>idle doodles while watching a skateboarder
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		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Release the Hounds</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>in the hours before her heart stopped</title>
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		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Release the Hounds</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Messages not working</title>
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		<description>Sorry folks</description>
		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>oatmeal</title>
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		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Release the Hounds</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Ode to a plastic cow</title>
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		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Release the Hounds</category>
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		<title>Ode to Extinction and Fat</title>
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		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Release the Hounds</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Taking away everything that matters</title>
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		<description>My muse killed your muse with a large axe and a cackle. You didn't really seem to mind the lack of inspiration or even the smell as the little bitch rotted into the once pristine red oak finished woodwork.  

I said,&quot; Fuck that shit, let's go bellyflop in a fat vat of bad red wine and suck down some soft shelled crabs.&quot;  

You rolled your eyes, and glanced back at her corpse I winked at my bloodsoaked love-monkey and told him, &quot;Good job.  

Good job man.&quot;</description>
		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Release the Hounds</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>the secret</title>
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		<description>Oh my</description>
		<dc:creator>anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Release the Hounds</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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