https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/category-1439-baby en 2005-2012 shakespearesmonekys@gmail.com 42.65593 -71.33391 Tue, 09 Jun 2026 11:04:08 GMT yacs http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 70 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8564-how-to-become-less-popular-or-quick-tips-for-making-yourself-despicable https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/article-8564-how-to-become-less-popular-or-quick-tips-for-making-yourself-despicable Sometimes life is too easy and you find you have too many friends, too many opportunities, too much money and you can't gain weight no matter what you eat. You are already well on your way to be disliked, even by those who say they like you, so celebrate! But what if it's just not enough? You crave more. Not outright hatred- no, that would simply require the murder of a puppy or something equally simple and pathetic. Besides, I like puppies. What the aim must be is a subtle undertone of intense dislike, verging on utter disdain and complete repulsion. Silky and light as a shadow. Now, here are the basics. There are so easy a child could master them. How have I come to know of these methods, you aren't asking me? I'll tell you, anyways, (see, isn't that annoying?)...I was born with these talents. As I grew up, I noticed I didn't have very many friends. I tried to tell myself it was because I didn't like very many people, but the truth was, folks generally didn't like me. Now at first I cried a lot. And then I tried really hard to make people like me. I did everything imaginable to be a likeable person. ... more Celticlion Unbelievably Interesting Crap About Me Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:57:21 GMT /section-581-unbelievably-interesting-crap-about-me#comments 3 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/post.php/article/8564 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/comments/feed.php/article/8564 https://dev.shakespearesmonkeys.com/links/trackback.php?anchor=article%3A8564