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		<title>The Idiot Shoppe</title>
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		<description>  That's two a dunce,   this bum will cost you thrice.        I saw they kept the stupids by the nose;   thin wire went through each nostril; a device,   that kept the idiots up on their toes.   A mighty moron sat sucking his thumb.        These damaged goods aren't worth the cost you claim!      The owner fiddled with a drill, his sum,   was earned by driving bargains with sharp brains.        You're smart, I see, said he, let's have a chat.     Two beefy gimps slammed me facedown in spit.   ... more  </description>
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