S'More Kitsch, Smut and Silly Puffs

Here's a really strange pin-up involving a zoo scene. I've never seen an ostrich in a pin-up and had to bring this visual oddity to the monkeys. I challenge anyone to write a poem or story about this image. I have always found the ostrich to be a stand-offish animal. Warnings about its aggressive tendencies are usually included along with information about its diet, reproductive cycle and habitat. If I were at the zoo and an ostrich used its beak to get hold of something near my nether region, I would run like hell, not lift my eyebrows and make an "oh" with my pouty lips. I mean, they have that deadly claw in their horrible ostrich toe, don't they? I don't want to find out. Next question: what pin-up artist thought to himself, hey! I'll put a sexy gal with an ostrich! That'll really send'em! (That's how they talked back then.) It's just weird, therefore, it belongs here, on my pages. She didn't look a thing like Susan, did she?