It could be worse... they could have smacked you so hard you couldn't sit around for forty years.
I wonder if we gestate with great expectations, only to have them eroded by other people being disappointed at not having achieved their own expectations in some great cycle of inadequacy? Or perhaps we're more disappointed that other people achieve their expectations because they're set so much lower. I advise chocolate.
I advise chocolate plus a good spanking every month. That's Papa Smurf's recipe for a long and active life.
Alcuin