The Booger Monster

The slimy booger monster
Lives deep inside your nose,
Growing snots and boogers
Planting them in rows.

In the land of boogers
He waters, weeds and hoes.
Tending to his snot fields,
Up inside your nose.

He picks the biggest boogers
Knows just when they’re ripe,
Shoves them down your nostrils
With a monstrous swipe.

He clogs your nose with boogers
Makes you poke and dig.
Picking with your fingers
For boogers much too big.

He makes his boogers sticky
Coats them with snot glue.
Grows them extra icky
That's why they stick to you.

That slimy booger monster
Who lives inside your nose,
Knows a nose, I suppose
And how a booger grows.