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True or False?

Ok... 8 True and 8 False statements I expect all 16 answers, just picking 4 is unacceptable. Any schmoe can do the easy ones. I'll privately send the answer key.
4 right ... well, we're friends, of course you got that many.
6 right ... you love me. you really love me.
8 right ... Look, I told you family aren't allowed to take this
10 right ... stop snooping in my garbage cans.. you freakish stalker.
12 right ... do i have to call the cops on you?
14 right ... OMG... i thought you were dead.
16 right ... Ellen wives are supposed to get them all right.

1) I love fresh tomatos
2) I speak 5 languages, (french, spanish, greek, english and portugese)
3) I once slapped a bat out of midair with a fishing pole
4) Abraham Lincoln is a distant relative of mine
5) I collect comic books.
6) my grandfather helped invent one of the earliest computers
7) In the summer, I braid my hair so it doesn't get tangled when I ride my Harley
8) I screen calls by whether people pronounce my first name correctly or not.
9) I wear a size 13 shoe
10) I don't have a college degree
11) I have more than 6 computers in my home.
12) I have a mandolin, an accordian, a piano, 5 guitars, a bass, 2 alto saxs, a soprano sax, a drumset, 2 violins a tambourine, castinets and several electronic keyboards in my house.
13) I spent a year wandering europe with a backpack.
14) my brother is an astrophysist with MIT
15) I have 8 books published under my pseudonym (1 novel and 7 books of poetry)
16) I wear a diamond ring on my right hand.

Comments

1- Alcuin of York on May 1 2007

True: 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 14, 15
Alcuin

2- Tracey on May 1 2007

I don't know that I've been privy to conversations about all these issues, so I'm guessing a lot here. Fun!


True: 1, 3, 5,8, 9, 10, 12, 13

False: 2, 4, 6, 7 (if you have a Harley and never mentioned it to me, you are it trouble), 11, 14, 15, 16

3- Leanne on May 1 2007

I think they're all false and you are really a rare species of stink bug who snuck into the US in a crate of watermelons from Guatemala.

4- Colleen on May 1 2007

ok.... here are my guesses

1,2,3,4,7,13,14,15 are false 5,6,8,9,10,11,12,16, are true...

too fun!!!

5- Shannon McEwen on May 2 2007

1. False 2. False 3. True 4. True 5. True 6. False 7. False 8. True 9. False 10. True 11. True 12. True 13. False 14. True 15. False 16. False
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