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Master of My Own Domain

subtitle: "The Art of Writing Bad Poetry"

pardon me while I ache for a moment
no no no, it's ok. My cock always throbs like that
when I am watching a nice round ass
and two perfect tits.

no, seriously. Just let me unzip it and stroke
for a second.

Ahh. Thank you.

pardon me while I cum for a moment
no no no, it's ok. My cock always shoots like that
when I am watching you watch me
and finger yourself.

no seriously. Just let me wipe myself off
for a second.
ahh. Thank you.

pardon me while I sigh for a moment
no no no, it's ok. I just wish you could be here
instead of just a picture
of someone I don't know

no seriously. Just let me wish
for a second.

Ahh. Thank you.
Tracey - on Aug. 14 2007
You have this wonderfully wicked way of writing about bad writing (ego-rich blather) that makes for slam dunks every time.
Alcuin of York - on Aug. 14 2007

You definitely had me chuckling at the beginning, and progressing to a state of helplessness. Until now, I didn't know bad poetry was an art.

Alcuin


Oldagyz - on Aug. 14 2007
Wow, this is so cold
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