Wikinger (Episode 1)

Aestuo Occultus

Mosquitobyte saunters into the forum lounge
Looks around
Giggles excitedly

He then ducks behind the sofa

Rummaging noises are heard
Faint mutterings

A HAH!

Furtively looking over the sofa towards entry
Mos giggles again

Sidles to door
Looks to see if anyone's around

Casually exits

Noises are heard within the lobby
Strange
Mechanical sounds

The smell of fresh cut timber
Tar
Hemp rope

And singing...

If you can call it that

A lone mouse looks on
Bemused at the band of Vikings and the vessel they have constructed

The prow is adorned with an image of

Well

A Mosquito

As is the sail

If the mouse could read
It would understand the sign that reads

"Viking raids to England
Looking for fearless sailors
Fighters
Berserkers
Oh
And the odd virgin
Enquire within."

The mouse looks around to see if his mates are seeing all this

None are in sight
So he shakes his head
Dons a horny hat
And enquires within

The mouse is trampled to death

Hordes
Ready and willing to pillage
Rush the table where Eric the Unready
Mosquitobyte’s aide de camp
Glances up with a bored expression

He looks at the first in the queue
A sultry
Seductive lady
Doe like eyes

Festive

"Viking or virgin?"