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The drinking fountain in my class
played a trick on me
when I bowed my head to take a sip
before the spelling bee.

While I was sipping
the water was dripping.
The trick was silent and quick.

As I looked down I began to frown.
What a nasty trick indeed.
My pants were wet and worst yet,
It looked like I had peed!

2 comments

1- Rws on Jul. 28 2008

Peed? Indeed!

Perhaps none would have spied the deed

If you had simply said "oui-oui-ed"

2- Leanne on Jul. 29 2008

Though blushing red and filled with dread
I took my spelling station
The contest clerk, he gave a smirk
And said: "Spell urination"

2 comments

Done