Discuss: Booger Salad

I made myself a salad
As healthy as can be
Chopping up some veggies
Cause they're good for me

As I tossed the salad
A sneeze snuck up on me
Now my sneezed on salad is
As boogery as can be

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1- Derma Kaput on Mar. 5 2008

This makes me think of some of those non-fat italian dressing - the consistency of a good sneeze. Anyway, the poem? I know that when my son was little this would have been a favorite. The title alone makes it worthwhile.

2- Shan on Mar. 10 2008

I read this to my five year old son, he made a face at the salad and then couldn't stop giggling after the booger part. He wandered around singing "Booger salad" afterwards.

Daycare is gonna LOVE this....

----- Life is what happens while you wait for great things.

Life is what happens while you wait for great things.

3- Anstey on Mar. 10 2008

That sounds like a win for Jen.

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