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How to not take blame in the Army:

Step 1: Did you break it? If not, you're good!

If yes...

Step 2: Can you fix it? If so, you're good!

If not...

Step 3: Can you hide/switch it? If so, you're good!

If not...

Step 4: Can you blame somebody else? If so, you're good!

If not...

You're screwed!

 

1- Caelanwolf on Nov. 19 2007

please yell at military finance employees. KTHX!

 

p.s. call your wife. she is going out of her mind.  

2- Anstey on Nov. 19 2007

This is really applicable in all walks of life, not just military.
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  • stephan