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This is why he has no compassion. His parents didn't even have the heart to call him Gene. Oh no. Always Eugene

1- Leanne on Aug. 2 2007

Maybe they weren't so bad.  Maybe they were saying "Oi, you! Gene!"

I think you're being unfair.  You think it was all innocent?  I ask you, what would happen if you packed a tuba with peach icecream and a bit of something explosive (like gym socks), then lit it with a fag?  Death was really wanting to construct a terrorist bass.  

The brass would have had his hide. 

3- Leanne on Aug. 3 2007

Better than a pianist.

5- Oldagyz on Aug. 3 2007

@ #4. MY EYES, GOD NOOOOOO

6- Julie on Aug. 5 2007

idunno, I always thought he was like that due more to nature than nurture.  I mean, really, I figured it was just in Gene's genes...

7- Tracey on Aug. 5 2007

I have a cousin named Eugene. Now I understand...