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Somewhere inside, lives the teeny-bopper I never was

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1- Anstey on May 22 2007

be a little naughty Jules, go with him.
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  • stephan

2- Anstey on May 22 2007

Also, after a few years of marriage, most men aren't all that upset filling in for the fantasy man in moments of inappropriate passion. Ego is for the unmarried.
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  • stephan

4- Tracey on May 22 2007

Oh, my gosh, go with him Julie! Be happy it's just a celebrity crush, and not the guy next door or your brother-in-law. There's no harm done.

I'm partial to a few celeb crushes myself. Antonio Banderas, anyone?

 

5- Anstey on May 22 2007

He does nothing for me. My wife likes that guy from Ed. I don't know his name. Personally, I like Sela Ward and Shania Twain (did you know they say she can sing too? WHO KNEW )
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6- Anstey on May 22 2007

Episcople guilt is much lighter in the belly.
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8- Tracey on May 22 2007

Ever see Desperado? Mmmmm... There's a fantasy.

10- Anstey on May 22 2007

(I said Antonio Banderas in front of Ellen and she squished her face as if to say.. no way)
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  • stephan

11- Leanne on May 22 2007

Here's the trick, Julie:  tell your husband you fantasise about Johnny Depp because he reminds you of him. 

Besides, men with swords, who can say no?  Like Antonio...

Although Johnny looks better in tights.  Seen The Libertine?  He even looks good after syphilis. 

12- White_Feather on May 22 2007

I still have a crush on Bono.    But only when he's singing.  Sadly, he talks too much.

13- Leanne on May 22 2007

Talking too much for Bono is "hello".  He's like the Anna Nicole Smith of the rock world.  Except still alive.

14- Ellenans on May 23 2007

Anstey:

Thomas Cavanaugh is Ed's name. Kyle Chandler is another good one. Then there is always all of the Red Sox guys....

Ellen

15- Anstey on May 23 2007

Interestingly -- none of them do a thing for me.
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  • stephan

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