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Laughter is the only true democracy. I can't remember the exact quote, but Machiavelli says something about in order to breed killing hate in war, you have to make the enemy inhuman. "They're all going to bomb our buildings"... "The infidel eat their babies"... both sides in any war engage in propaganda. But once you tell a joke, and strike that chord, humanity wins through. Now if only someone would tell the humourless fucks at the top about that. I get pissed off when someone uses my coffee cup without my permission. I can only imagine how I would feel if someone did that to my entire country. But I'd be equally pissed off if my boss told me I had to use someone else's cup and hold a gun to their head while I did it. So, my solution to the war is -- tell jokes, and shoot anyone who doesn't laugh, because they're the real problem.
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