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Vasquatch lives!

My evil twin- I have recently been held hostage by no-leg-shaving-birkenstock-wearing-indian-scarf-clad Evergreen students holding "impeac bush" signs. (I swear to God, that's how they spelled it.) Not that I've minded, they generally seem to sell a better brand of puff. But frankly, all that leg hair is starting to bug me. I mean, it's ok, if my legs look like a wooly mammoth's, but I don't wanna see it on other people. Would ya come up and blow up Red Square for me? I think it might be a good start for our plans to take over the universe.

Ever,

Pug

by Pug Mayne on Nov. 26 2007